The 10+ Best Jimmy Woo Quotes from the MCU

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Jimmy Woo is a true icon and underrated hero of the MCU.

First waltzing into our hearts in Ant-Man and the Wasp, this adorable FBI agent/youth pastor (played by Randall Park) is the source of countless laughs and epic unforgettable lines.

… And, well, ever since his reappearance in Wandavision, fans around the globe have been clamoring for Jimmy to get his own show on Disney+.

Until then though, in honour of the smiley, upbeat and always hilarious Jimmy Woo, here are some of our favorite Jimmy Woo lines and quotes. Enjoy!

WARNING: Spoilers ahead – so don’t read unless you’ve seen Ant-Man and the Wasp and are caught up on Wandavision!

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The Best Jimmy Woo Quotes from Ant-Man and the Wasp

This is the film that introduced the world to Jimmy Woo, and we will forever be grateful. Here are some of Jimmy Woo’s best moments from Ant-Man and the Wasp.

“Jimmy Woo: Oh Cassie, this must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you. Well, think of it this way, your school has rules right? Like you can’t draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of article 16 paragraph 3 of the Sokovia Accords. Now as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government, he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve 2 years under house arrest followed by 3 years of probation and avoid any unauthorised activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or are currently are in violation of said accords or any elated statutes. Okay, sweetie?

Scott Lang: Wow, you’re really great with kids.

Jimmy Woo: Thanks, I’m also a youth pastor.”

“Jimmy Woo: How’d you do it, Scott?

Scott Lang: Do what?

Jimmy Woo: The card trick.

Scott Lang: Seriously?”

“Jimmy Woo: You got away with it this time, Scott, but I’ll be seeing you again.
Scott Lang: Where?
Jimmy Woo: Huh?
Scott Lang: Where will you be seeing me again?
Jimmy Woo: Like, in general I’ll see, like, the next time you… do something bad I’ll be there…”
Scott Lang: Oh.
Jimmy Woo: …to catch you.
Scott Lang: You’ll be watching and…
Jimmy Woo: Yeah.
Scott Lang: I thought you were inviting me somewhere.
Jimmy Woo: Why would I do that?
Scott Lang: That’s what I was wondering. Why would you do that? I…
Jimmy Woo: Like a party? Or dinner or something?
Scott Lang: I don’t know, I thought you were…
Jimmy Woo: No, I meant…
Scott Lang: ..planning the evening.
Jimmy Woo: No, I meant to, like, arrest you.
Scott Lang: No, that’d be a little strange.
Jimmy Woo: Like, I’ll arrest you later again.
Scott Lang: Take it easy.
Jimmy Woo: Okay. Did you want to grab dinner or something? Because, I mean…Because I’m free…”

The Best Jimmy Woo Lines from Wandavision

Marvel fans around the world lost it when Jimmy Woo appeared in Wandavision (with the super slick card trick intro, no less!) Here are some of his best lines from Wandavision so far.

Not to mention he wins the award for “most adorable coffee delivery” of all time.

PS: Want to see more iconic lines from Wandavision? Here is our full Wandavision quotes roundup.

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“Jimmy Woo: James E. Woo, FBI. [Card flip]” Episode 4, “We Interrupt This Program”

“Monica: What about you?

Jimmy: Me? Well, I’m from Bakersfield, originally. Growin’ up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, but I had Eliot Ness.

Monica: No, no, no, no. I mean, why is it that you have an awareness of Westview?” Episode 4, “We Interrupt This Program”

“Darcy: I can’t believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. [Holding out a bag of chips] You want any?

Jimmy: Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a tiny little FBI badge. Oh, you… Chip? Sure.” Episode 4, “We Interrupt This Program”

“Jimmy Woo: Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? Wanda? Can you hear me? I’m here to help you.” Episode 4, “We Interrupt This Program”

“Doctor: I need another blood draw.
Monica: (CHUCKLES) No, no, no. We’re done here.
Jimmy: She does that. See you at the briefing.” Episode 5, “On a Very Special Episode…”

“Hayward: Back up, Jimmy. Does Maximoff have an alias?

Jimmy: No, sir.

Hayward: No funny nickname?

Woo: Not a one.” Episode 5, “On a Very Special Episode…”

“Jimmy Woo: I try not to speak ill of people…

Darcy: Then allow me. Hayward’s a…” Episode 5, “On a Very Special Episode…”

“Jimmy Woo: What’d I miss?

Darcy: The twins aged up to ten.

Jimmy Woo: Holy Christmas. At this rate, they’ll be empty nesters by dinner time.” Episode 5, “On a Very Special Episode…”

“Jimmy Woo: Jeepers creepers!” Episode 5, “On a Very Special Episode…”

“Jimmy: There is no time for you to diminish your colleagues when you’re about to start a war you can’t win.” Episode 6, “All New Halloween Spooktacular!”

“Darcy: You can’t do that.

Jimmy: Sure we can. I’m a whiz at hot-wiring cars.” Episode 6, “All New Halloween Spooktacular!”