The 50+ Best Hawkeye Quotes from the MCU (Top Clint Barton Quotes)

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While the superhero known as Hawkeye was always sort of in the background of The Avengers films, the new television series on Disney+ is finally giving Clint Barton the focus he deserves!

While Jeremy Renner has portrayed the famous marksman in four MCU films (five if you count his uncredited cameo in Thor), he’s usually a pretty quiet, stoic person, with the occasional witty remark or pearl of wisdom. Fans were only given glimpses into his life as a devoted family man, until the events following Avengers: Infinity War.

Now that the people who Thanos snapped out of existence have returned, we’re finally getting to see more of Hawkeye than just Black Widow’s best friend in his own television series. In honor of that, we’re sharing all of our favorite lines from the man who never misses, so you can be reminded why you always liked him in the first place!

Note: We are including the best lines from the new Hawkeye series in this post, so if you’re not up to date with the episodes then you may want to avoid reading the last section until you’re all caught up.

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The Most Famous and Iconic Hawkeye Quotes

He may be a man of few words but that just means when Hawkeye speaks, you remember what he said! These are the most iconic and well-known lines by Clint Barton that we love.

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“Natasha Romanoff: [watching the aliens come toward them] This is just like Budapest all over again.
Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.” Avengers

“Clint Barton: [as he takes out Wanda] Already tried the mind-control thing, not a fan!” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Hawkeye: I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.” Captain America: Civil War

The Best Funny Hawkeye Quotes

When Clint Barton does have something to say, it’s often rather witty. These are the funniest Hawkeye lines from all his appearances in the films.

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“Clint Barton: Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?” Thor

“Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.
Clint Barton: Yeah? Get in line.” Avengers

“Clint Barton: Why am I back? How’d you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff: Cognitive re-calibration. I hit you really hard in the head.
Clint Barton: Thanks.” Avengers

“Steve Rogers: You think you can hold them off?
Clint Barton: Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure.” Avengers

“Thor: Loki’s scepter must be here. Strucker couldn’t mount this defense without it. At long last.
Black Widow: [Natasha knocks out some soldiers] At long last is lasting a little long, boys.
Hawkeye: [as some soldiers shoot at him] Yeah. I think we lost the element of surprise.” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Clint Barton: [drunk, talking about Mjolnir] “Whosoever, be he worthy, shall have the power”, whatever man! It’s a trick!” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Tony Stark: All deference to the Man Who Wouldn’t Be King, but it’s rigged.
Clint Barton: You bet your ass!” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Natasha Romanoff: You sure he’s going to be okay? Pretending to need this guy really brings the team together.
Dr. Helen Cho: There’s no possibility of deterioration. The nano-molecular functionality is instantaneous. His cells don’t know they’re bonding with simulacrum.
Bruce Banner: She’s creating tissue.
Dr. Helen Cho: If you brought him to my lab, the regeneration Cradle could do this in twenty minutes.
Tony Stark: Oh, he’s flatlining. Call it. Time?
Clint Barton: No, no, no. I’m going to live forever. I’m gonna be made of plastic.” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Laura: If they’re sleeping here, some of them are gonna have to double up.
Clint Barton: [laughs] Yeah, that’s not gonna sell.
Laura: What about Nat and Dr. Banner? How long has that been going on?
Clint Barton: Has what?
Laura: [laughs] You are so cute.
Clint Barton: Nat and… and Banner?
Laura: I’ll explain when you’re older. Hawkeye.
Clint Barton: Oh. Okay.” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Wanda Maximoff: I looked in your head and saw annihilation.
Vision: Look again.
Clint Barton: Yeah. Her seal of approval means jack to me.” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!
Hawkeye: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro’s back] Nobody would know. Nobody. “The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh… yeah, he’ll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already…” [Jogs after them]” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can’t seem to miss. [fires arrow at Iron Man and misses] 
Iron Man: First time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.” Captain America: Civil War

“Clint Barton: [after Wanda telekinetically throws a knife at him] Guess I shoulda knocked.” Captain America: Civil War

“Black Widow: Are we still friends?
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.” Captain America: Civil War

“Hawkeye: [running with the gauntlet] Cap, what do you want me to do with this damn thing?” Avengers: Endgame

The Saddest Hawkeye Quotes

After losing his family, Clint Barton definitely changed. These are Hawkeye’s saddest lines, where he finally lets the audience behind his walls to see what he really cares about and how he deals with grief.

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“Akihiko: [in Japanese] Why are you doing this? We never did anything to you.
Clint Barton: [in Japanese] You survived. Half the planet didn’t. They got Thanos. You get me. [They fight] You’re done hurting people.
Akihiko: [in Japanese] We hurt people? [Gestures to all the bodies scattered around] You’re crazy! [They fight again, Akihiko is wounded twice. He drops his sword and falls on his knees] Wait! Help me. I’ll give you anything. What do you want?
Clint Barton: [In English] What I want, you can’t give me.” Avengers: Endgame

“Natasha Romanoff: We found something. A chance – maybe…
Clint Barton: [voice breaking] Don’t.
Natasha Romanoff: Don’t what?
Clint Barton: Don’t give me hope.” Avengers: Endgame

“Clint Barton: [on the Benatar, in space] Under different circumstances, this would be totally awesome.” Avengers: Endgame

“Hawkeye: [traveling through space with Black Widow] We’re a long way from Budapest.” Avengers: Endgame

“Clint Barton: Oh, don’t you get all decent on me now.
Natasha Romanoff: What, you think I want to do it? I’m trying to save your life, you idiot.
Clint Barton: Yeah, well, I don’t want you to, how’s that? Natasha, you know what I’ve done. You know what I’ve become.
Natasha Romanoff: Well, I don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.
Clint Barton: Maybe you should.” Avengers: Endgame

“Clint Barton: [sees she’s secured him to the cliff] Damn you!
Natasha Romanoff: Let me go.
Clint Barton: No. Please don’t.
Natasha Romanoff: [very gently] It’s okay. [kicks off from the cliff, breaking his hold on her hand] 
Clint Barton: Nat!” Avengers: Endgame

“Clint Barton: We can’t bring her back.
Thor: I’m sorry, no offence, but you’re a very earthly being, okay, and we’re talking about space magic. It can seem very difficult…
Clint Barton: Yeah, look, I know I’m way outside my pay rate here, but she’s still dead, isn’t she? It can’t be undone! Or, at least that’s what the red floating guy had to say! Maybe you ought to go talk to him! Okay, go grab your hammer, and you find and talk to him! It was supposed to be me. Sacrificed her life for that goddamned stone, she put her life on it.” Avengers: Endgame

“Clint Barton: [Standing with Wanda on the pier after Tony Stark’s funeral] You know, I wish there is a way that I can let her know… that we won, we did it.
Wanda Maximoff: She knows… they both do.” Avengers: Endgame

The Best Clever/Wise Hawkeye Quotes

Occasionally Hawkeye gives out some rather clever wisdom, often when he’s showing his fatherly side when giving someone a pep talk. He still manages to keep his cynical, dry wit but here are the smartest lines from Clint Barton.

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“Nick Fury: I gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on things.
Clint Barton: Well I see better from a distance.
Nick Fury: Are you seeing anything that might set this thing off?
Clint Barton: No one’s come or gone. And Selvig’s clean. No contacts, IMs. If there was any tampering, sir, it wasn’t at this end.
Nick Fury: At this end?
Clint Barton: Yeah. The Cube is a doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open up both sides. [on cue, the Tesseract activates and opens a portal, Loki steps through]” Avengers

“Clint Barton: Hey. Hey, you okay?
Wanda Maximoff: This is all our fault.
Clint Barton: Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyone’s fault, who cares. Are you up for this? Are you? Look, I just need to know cause the city is flying. Ok, look, the city is flying, we’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense. But I’m going back out there cause it’s my job. Ok, and I can’t do my job and babysit. Doesn’t matter what you did, or what you were. If you go out there, you fight and you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good. I’ll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger. All right, good chat.” Avengers: Age of Ultron

“Hawkeye: As much as I hate to admit it, if we’re going to win this fight, some of us might have to lose it.” Captain America: Civil War

“Wanda Maximoff: I’ve caused enough problems.
Hawkeye: You gotta help me, Wanda. Look, you wanna mope, can go to high school. You wanna make amends, you get off your ass.” Captain America: Civil War

BONUS: Hawkeye Television Series Quotes

Now that Clint has teamed up with Kate Bishop in the Hawkeye series, we’re being blessed with a lot more insight into the character, as well as new ones. Here are all the best lines (and not just from Hawkeye himself) in the new Disney+ series. And if you haven’t seen the latest episode: spoiler alert!!

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“Lila: [while watching Rogers: The Musical] Did you turn your hearing aid off?
Clint Barton: No, honey, I know what happens. I was there. You know who wasn’t there? Is that guy. Ant-Man.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 1: “Never Meet Your Heroes”

“Man: [at the urinals] Oh, uh, a selfie would be really rad, dude. My kids would flip. I mean, you’re their absolute favorite.
Clint Barton: Yeah, uh… Now’s not really the appropriate time.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 1: “Never Meet Your Heroes”

“Eleanor Bishop: [to Kate Bishop] I know young people think they’re invincible, and rich people think they’re invincible and you’ve always been both. So take it from someone who hasn’t, you’re not. You will get hurt. So please, don’t go out looking for it.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 1: “Never Meet Your Heroes”

“Jack Duquesne: What an unexpected surprise!
Kate Bishop: All surprises are unexpected.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 1: “Never Meet Your Heroes”

“Clint Barton: [after unmasking Kate Bishop] Come on!
Kate Bishop: You’re… You’re Hawkeye!
Clint Barton: And who the hell are you?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 1: “Never Meet Your Heroes”

“Clint Barton: Where’d you learn to fight?
Kate Bishop: I, uh, started taking martial arts when I was five.
Clint Barton: Wow. So, like, a year ago?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Clint Barton: What are you, 18?
Kate Bishop: I’m 22.
Clint Barton: Yeah, same thing.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Clint Barton: Look, I gotta find a place to stash you. Safe. So I can recover the suit and clean your mess.
Kate Bishop: Stash me? I’m not a bag of money.
Clint Barton: No, you’re not. A bag of money’d be useful to me.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Child: Mommy, Mommy, a superhero!
Mother: Wow, Stevie! You wanna say hi? [boy runs straight past Clint and Kate, to a band of street performers dressed up as superheroes] 
Kate Bishop: [points to girl with bow and arrow] Hey, look, I think that one’s you.
Clint Barton: No, that’s Katniss Everdeen. Let’s go.
Kate Bishop: Your problem’s branding.
Clint Barton: No, my problem is you. And this ninja suit, and the people trying to kill you because of this ninja suit. The whole thing’s a problem that I’m going to solve today, so I can go home to my family.
Kate Bishop: No, it’s branding.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“[at a LARP event]
Grills: Wait a minute. Aren’t you Hawkeye?
Clint Barton: I’m not trying to cause a scene here, all right? Out of respect to whatever the hell this is, but I’m plumb out of patience. You got two choices. I could take this pretend-sword and you pretend to die and I take that suit, or I’m gonna real punch you and you’re gonna real fall down and I’m gonna take that suit.
Grills: Just let me kill you. And I’ll give you the suit.
Clint Barton: No.
Grills: Come on, man. You’re a superhero in real life. This is as close as I’m ever gonna get to being one. Just work with me. Let me kill you.
Clint Barton: And I fought Thanos. Okay.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Clint Barton: [while being abducted by the tracksuit mafia] Guys, I can see through the bag.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Clint Barton: Uh, look, guys, I’m not who you think I am. Okay?
Ivan: Hmm. So, you are not Hawkeye?
Clint Barton: Well, I… I guess I am who you think I am. Uh, I’m not the guy you’re looking for.
Ivan: Kate Bishop.
Clint Barton: Not Kate Bishop.
Ivan: Kate Bishop is guy, bro.
Clint Barton: Kate Bishop is not guy.
Ivan: Kate Bishop is guy in costume.
Clint Barton: Wow. Hmm. Can I speak to your manager? This is like talking to furniture.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Tomas: Where is Kate Bishop?
Clint Barton: I’ve never met her. I have no idea.
Tomas: Come on! Where is Kate Bishop?
Clint Barton: Who are you talking about? [Kate Bishop falls through the ceiling]
Ivan: Bro, I found her.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 2: “Hide and Seek”

“Kazi: She asked what you’re doing here, Clint Barton.
Clint Barton: Riding a unicorn.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Kazi: [translating ASL from Echo] ‘You rely too much on technology.’
Clint Barton: Well, my go-to weapon is two sticks and a string, so…” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: We need a car.
Kate Bishop: Oh, can we take this one? Man, this thing’s beautiful!
Clint Barton: [breaking into another car] I’m not smashin’ a ’72 Challenger. Come on. [mutters] Youth.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: [as Kate is grabbing his bow and arrows while he drives] Wait, wait, wait. We’re out of the regular arrows.
Kate Bishop: What do you mean, we’re… Oh, my god, trick arrows?
Clint Barton: [removing arrows from the quiver] Definitely not this one…
Kate Bishop: Alright you don’t have to say definitely like that.
Clint Barton: Not this one. This is too dangerous.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: Hit their wheels with the putty arrow.
Kate Bishop: Oh. Great idea. I’ll do that as soon as you label these damn things.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Kate Bishop: [after firing an explosive arrow that blows up a car] There are four arrows more dangerous than that one?!” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: [after Echo crashes her car] And the Challenger gets totaled anyway…” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: Take this. Cover me.
Kate Bishop: A USB arrow? What am I supposed to do with this? God, I hope he’s got a dongle arrow to make this useful.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Kate Bishop: [when they’re on a train after escaping] Oh, we gotta walk the dog.
Clint Barton: [who doesn’t have his hearing aid] You’re not wrong…
Kate Bishop: He’s been cooped up all day. Not quite sure how long a dog can–
Clint Barton: …call yourself one of the world’s greatest archers.
Kate Bishop: Oh, my God, do you really think so? I won’t lie, I wasn’t sure how I’d do under all that pressure…
Clint Barton: Probably should walk the dog. Don’t you think? Been cooped up all day. [Kate chuckles]” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Kate Bishop: I’ve been thinking about your branding issue. You need a more recognizable costume.
Clint Barton: Uh, you realize that my job for the last 20 years was to be not recognizable, right? Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: There are several reasons why I’d never wear a flashy costume. My job is to be, number one, a ghost. Number two, my wife would divorce me if I put something like this on. Hmm? And number three, uh… I’m not a role model. I’m sorry, Kate. I’m not a role model to anyone. Never have been.
Kate Bishop: What? Yes, you are. You are. You… You came here. You left your family at Christmas because you thought some stranger was gonna get hurt. You stuck around even though I screwed up.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: So, you still think Jack is involved somehow?
Kate Bishop: Yes. There’s too many coincidences. He was at the auction that night, and yesterday, he offered me a butterscotch.
Clint Barton: [pauses] Not exactly a crime.
Kate Bishop: And when I tried to stab him in the face to prove he was lying, he parried like a pro.
Clint Barton: You tried to stab your mom’s fiancé in the face?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: Jeez, this is a home?
Kate Bishop: Yeah. My, uh, great, great, great, great grandfather built the building. I tried to swing from that very chandelier and broke my arm. So, uh, yeah, pretty impressive family, all the way around.
Clint Barton: Wow. Impressive.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Clint Barton: [looking around the Bishop penthouse] Yeah, I’m in the wrong business.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 3: “Echoes”

“Eleanor Bishop: What the hell is going on? And why is there an Avenger in my dining room?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Kate Bishop: He’s my partner.
Clint Barton: We’re not partners.
Kate Bishop: Well, we’re friends-slash-partners.
Clint Barton: I wouldn’t really describe us as friends.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Clint Barton: Everybody dealt with the Blip in their own way. I continued doing what I was trained to do.
Kate Bishop: Protect people.
Clint Barton: Hurting people. Investigating first, but in the end, my job has always been to hurt people.
Kate Bishop: You were a hero.
Clint Barton: I was a weapon.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Kate Bishop: [talking to the LARPers] Uh, Hawkeye sent me here on official Avengers business. I’m his partner-slash-best-friend, Kate. He said you guys could help us out. One of you is a cop?
Wendy: That’s me, Officer Wendy Conrad, better as Elsbeth of Deepdale.
Kate Bishop: Officer. Basically, all we need is some casual, run-of-the-mill evidence tampering.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Wendy: Hawkeye.
Clint Barton: Oh, hi.
Wendy: Arrow Retrieval Mission complete.
Clint Barton: Oh, yes, Thank you so much. Appreciate it. [tries to take the bag]
Wendy: Uh, this is my bag.
Clint Barton: [awkwardly pauses] Okay.
Wendy: You didn’t bring your own bag?
Clint Barton: Uh, no, I mean…
Wendy: My wife gave me this bag. It’s embroidered. It says “Bombshell.”
Clint Barton: I, I can see that, that it’s very important to you.
Kate Bishop: He’ll get it back to you. Yeah, I’ll make sure of it.
Clint Barton: Right? [tries to take the bag]
Kate Bishop: I promise.
Clint Barton: [whispers to Kate] Let’s go.
Wendy: Right. Okay.
Clint Barton: Thank you. See ya.
Kate Bishop: Thank you so much.
Clint Barton: Beautiful, beautiful bag.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Kate Bishop: This would have been a lot easier if we were on a higher rooftop.
Clint Barton: That’s what you think.
Kate Bishop: Yeah, exactly. That’s why I said it.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Clint Barton: I told you you’re supposed to be lookout.
Kate Bishop: Yeah, but of the two of us, who do you trust up there not to get distracted?
Clint Barton: That’s not fair, that your inability to act like a grown-up helps you get your way.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Clint Barton: Someone has hired a Black Widow assassin. This has gotten very real, very quickly. So I’m doing this alone.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 4: “Partners, Am I Right?”

“Eleanor Bishop: Don’t beat yourself up, hon. Sometimes the paths we’re on, they wind around in ways that we never would have expected. All you can do is keep moving forward, even on days when honestly, it all just kind of feels like shit.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Yelena Belova: Hi! I made macaroni if you want some.
Kate Bishop: I’m sorry, what?
Yelena Belova: Well, I was starving and you took forever. So I wanted to make food.
Kate Bishop: What do you want?
Yelena Belova: Relax, Kate Bishop. I just want to talk, okay? Are you really not hungry? That fight was so long.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Yelena Belova: You have one fork?
Kate Bishop: I’m one person.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Kate Bishop: I am not gonna just sit and have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then broke into my house.
Yelena Belova: [very offended] I did not try to kill you. A, I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle. And B, I did not break anything. I am way too talented than that.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Kate Bishop: Are you in New York to talk to Clint, is that why you’re here?
Yelena Belova: No. No, no, no, no. No. I’m here to kill him.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Kate Bishop: He’s still an Avenger.
Yelena Belova: What does that word even mean? Huh? That it holds so much power? You call him a hero no matter what he does?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Clint Barton: [talking to the Avengers memorial plaque] Natasha… I really need to talk to you right now. You were the bravest of us all, weren’t you? Loyal, stubborn. You always had to win, didn’t you? And for a stupid orange rock. I replayed that a million times in my head hoping for a different outcome. But I do my best every day to earn what you gave me. Just wanna say I’m… Just wanna say I miss you. And I’m so sorry for what I’m about to do.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Ivan: [reading a note from an arrow] “Maya. Meet me tonight where you first met the Ronin. Alone.”
Tomas: But we are not Maya.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Kate Bishop: [showing text messages saying Eleanor Bishop hired Yelena and a photo] Look at this. Who’s that with my mom?
Clint Barton: [pauses] Well, that’s the guy I’ve been worried about this whole time. Kingpin.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 5: “Ronin”

“Clint Barton: But your mom needs our help. That video, Kate, it’s not good. The Kingpin will not take this lightly. He is going to react, and he’s gonna do it in a big way.
Kate Bishop: Clint, this is my mess to clean up. You should go home, you should be with your family. You can still make it in time for Christmas.
Clint Barton: Kate, you’re my partner. Your mess is my mess. I’m not going anywhere until this is finished.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Kate Bishop: When I was younger, aliens invaded. And I was alone. And I was terrified. But then I saw you, fighting aliens with a stick and a string. I saw you jump from that building even though you can’t fly, even though you don’t have superpowers. And I thought, “If he could do that, then I didn’t have to be scared.” You showed me that being a hero isn’t just for people who can fly or shoot lasers out of their hands, it’s for anyone, who’s brave enough to do what’s right, no matter the cost. I’m ready.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Kate Bishop: Wow. Jack’s out of jail already. Nothing fazes that guy.
Clint Barton: So Jack wielding a sword, just out of jail for allegedly murdering somebody with one.
Kate Bishop: Maybe it’s his way of proving that he really is innocent?
Clint Barton: It’s a weird flex, but sure.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Armand VII: Hey, Jack. I thought you were in jail.
Jack Duquesne: I was, until your father bailed me out.
Armand VII: Mom said I was gonna get your wine collection.
Jack Duquesne: [laughs] What? You’re not old enough to appreciate my wine collection.
Armand VII: Well, I will be someday.
Jack Duquesne: The problem is it will have peaked by then.
Armand VII: Not if you go back to jail, it won’t.
Jack Duquesne: Do you remember when you peed in your pants in The Hamptons? I do. Everybody does.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Yelena Belova: [after they’ve been fighting] Owww! That really hurts!
Kate Bishop: Yeah. Yeah, well, so did the kick to the ribs.
Yelena Belova: Oh, yeah. That was a good one. That was good form. But you did the really cool body throw. Yeah.
Kate Bishop: Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Stop making me like you.
Yelena Belova: I’m sorry, I can’t help it. That was really fun. Bye. [jumps out window]” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Tracksuit mobster: [pointing a gun at Kate] I got you now, bro. [gets his gun knocked out of his hand by sword and punched in the face by Jack]
Kate Bishop: Jack!
Jack Duquesne: Hello, sweetie!
Kate Bishop: Behind you! [Jack parries an attacker] Jack. Jack, I am so sorry my mom got you put in jail. Are you okay?
Jack Duquesne: Never been better. En garde! [goes back to fighting] But, I’m afraid I’ve lost track of your mother. Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Clint Barton: [after fighting off a bunch of mobsters then seeing more coming] Well, this is some Christmas.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Armand VII: [being carried to safety] Put me down! This instant!
Grills: I’m trying to save your life, you little brat!
Armand VII: Do you know who I am?” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Clint Barton: That should hold them off for a bit. [as he removes his shirt revealing the Hawkeye outfit underneath]
Kate Bishop: Oh, my God, you wore it!
Clint Barton: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate Bishop: Oh, my God, it looks so good, I told you. I told you!” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Clint Barton: All right. Kate? Let’s give ’em hell.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Tracksuit mobsters: [driving a truck at Kate and Clint] Get them! Run them over! [Kate shoots them with a Pym particles arrow and they become tiny – in squeaky voices] Oh, my God! What happened?
Kate Bishop: What happens to them now?
Clint Barton: I don’t know. I’ll have to ask Scott about that one. [An owl swoops down and flies off with the truck as tiny voices squeal no, no, no!] Well, there’s that.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Kazi: [after catching the arrow Clint shot at him] Nice shot!
Clint Barton: Yeah, no shit!” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Clint Barton: Look, Yelena, if I told you what really happened, you’d never believe me. But what you need to know is your sister sacrificed herself, and she saved the world. I’m sorry.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Wendy: You know, I saw you with your sword earlier. Pretty handy with that thing. Have you ever heard of LARPing?
Jack Duquesne: LARPing? Is that some sort of leisure activity?
Wendy: Well, I’m in this guild and…
Jack Duquesne: Oh, balls! Think I got some blood on my tie.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Clint Barton: You know, I gotta be really honest with you, Kate. It doesn’t happen too often, but every once in a while, you come across somebody that just makes you better… in every way. And that Missy, boy, she just… outdid herself with the suit, right? [Kate laughs] And the elasticity in this fabric…
Kate Bishop: Okay, you can stop.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

“Kate Bishop: Can I ask you something?
Clint Barton: Yeah, sure.
Kate Bishop: What do you think of “Lady Hawk”?
Clint Barton: Yeah, that’s terrible.
Kate Bishop: “Hawk Eve”?
Clint Barton: No, that’s worse.” Hawkeye, Season 1 Episode 6: “So This Is Christmas?”

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Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at Tassie Devil Abroad.

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