Stormtroopers, the shock troops of the Galactic Empire, may often be ridiculed for their terrible aim, but they tend to have some zingers when it comes to speaking their minds.
Here’s a list of the best Stormtrooper quotes throughout the films they’ve appeared in, as well as a popular video game!
Best Stormtrooper Quotes
They may say very little, but they get their point across. Here’s a list of some iconic Stormtrooper lines:
“Rebels! Blast ’em.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Stop that ship! Get them!” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“There’s one. Set for stun.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“She’ll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Look, sir. Droids!” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Waves his hand] You don’t need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don’t need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Who are you?” Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
“Don’t move!” Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi
Funny Stormtrooper Quotes
Stormtroopers are often ridiculed for their terrible aim and lacklustre battlefront skills. Here are some of the most laughable Stormtrooper lines:
“Stormtrooper 1: Do you know what’s going on?
Stormtrooper KE-829: Maybe it’s another drill.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Close the blast doors!
[The doors shut after Han and Chewie run through the doorway, locking the Stormtroopers out]
Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
“Stormtrooper: I will tighten these restraints, scavenger scum.
Rey: [Using the Force] You will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.
Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.
Rey: And you will drop your weapon!
Stormtrooper: I will drop my weapon.” Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens
Stormtrooper Quotes From Battlefront II
Battlefront II was the latest first and third-person shooter game based on the Star Wars films. Players take on the role of soldiers in either of two opposing armies, and there are a plethora of one-liners from Stormtroopers in this particular game. Here’s a few of our favourites:
“Skywalker? No one told me anything about Skywalker! I’m getting outta here!”
“Let’s show him what a disturbance in the Force he really is!”
“Blowing stuff up never gets old!”
“Han shot first? That’s not fair!”
“Save some for the rest of us!”
“He’s coming around.”
“Watch your fire!”
“Die, die, die!”
“Shut down the droid!”
“Take out the droids!”
“We need more troopers like you!”
“So that’s how it’s done?”
“Nice finish, trooper.”
“Mow ’em down!”
Did We Miss Any of Your Favourite Stormtrooper Quotes?
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