The Best Stormtrooper Quotes & Sayings from the Star Wars Universe: 20+ Classic Stormtrooper Lines!

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Stormtroopers, the shock troops of the Galactic Empire, may often be ridiculed for their terrible aim, but they tend to have some zingers when it comes to speaking their minds.

Here’s a list of the best Stormtrooper quotes throughout the films they’ve appeared in, as well as a popular video game!

Looking for more Star Wars quotes?

First – you should know that this post is just one of many Star Wars quote compilations we’ve put together!

Here are more iconic Star Wars lines for you:

Best Stormtrooper Quotes

They may say very little, but they get their point across. Here’s a list of some iconic Stormtrooper lines:

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“Rebels! Blast ’em.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“Stop that ship! Get them!” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“There’s one. Set for stun.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“She’ll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“Look, sir. Droids!” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [Waves his hand] You don’t need to see his identification. 
Stormtrooper: We don’t need to see his identification. 
Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. 
Stormtrooper: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for. 
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business. 
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“Who are you?” Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

“Don’t move!” Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi

Funny Stormtrooper Quotes

Stormtroopers are often ridiculed for their terrible aim and lacklustre battlefront skills. Here are some of the most laughable Stormtrooper lines:

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Stormtrooper 1: Do you know what’s going on?
Stormtrooper KE-829: Maybe it’s another drill.” Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

“Close the blast doors!
[The doors shut after Han and Chewie run through the doorway, locking the Stormtroopers out
Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Stormtrooper: I will tighten these restraints, scavenger scum.
Rey: [Using the Force] You will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.
Stormtrooper: I will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.
Rey: And you will drop your weapon!
Stormtrooper: I will drop my weapon.” Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens

Stormtrooper Quotes From Battlefront II

Battlefront II was the latest first and third-person shooter game based on the Star Wars films. Players take on the role of soldiers in either of two opposing armies, and there are a plethora of one-liners from Stormtroopers in this particular game. Here’s a few of our favourites:

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“Skywalker? No one told me anything about Skywalker! I’m getting outta here!”

“Let’s show him what a disturbance in the Force he really is!”

“Blowing stuff up never gets old!”

“Han shot first? That’s not fair!”

“Save some for the rest of us!”

“He’s coming around.”

“Watch your fire!”

“Die, die, die!”

“Shut down the droid!”

“Take out the droids!”

“We need more troopers like you!”

“So that’s how it’s done?”

“Nice finish, trooper.”

“Mow ’em down!”

Did We Miss Any of Your Favourite Stormtrooper Quotes?

Let us know in the comments below! May the Force be with you.

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Debbi Shibuya

Debbi is a California native who is training to be a Jedi Master and ultimate saber spinner in Sydney. She enjoys finding every possible way to incorporate Star Wars and witty puns into her everyday life. When she isn't battling Sith Lords, she can be found blogging about travel at My Debstinations, stuffing her face with food, and petting every Corgi in the galaxy.

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