The Best Yoda Puns, Jokes & Wordplay in the Star Wars Universe: 10+ Classic Yoda (and a Few Baby Yoda) Lines!

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Yoda is a total G when it comes to dishing out words of wisdom (click here for a full roundup of Yoda quotes), but have you realised how often his actual name can be used as a pun?

In the list below, we’ve included our favourite Yoda puns, jokes and wordplay (everything from classic to lesser-known ones), and SURPRISE – we even threw in a few Baby Yoda puns for your delight as well! Enjoy!

Classic Yoda Puns

Any classic spin on “You’re the ____” is an adequate reason to insert “Yoda” in its place when you’re giving something to a fellow geek. These are hailed as classic Yoda puns:

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Yoda one for me!
Source: Romper

Yoda best!
Source: Romper

Wishing Yoda best birthday!
Source: Etsy

Cheesy Yoda Puns

Okay, we know. A lot of the puns out there with Yoda’s name are extremely cheesy… but isn’t that what strengthens their appeal? Here are two of our fave cheesy Yoda puns:

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A To-Yoda.
Source: Thought Catalog

What is Yoda’s favourite soft drink?
Yoda Soda.
Source: The Purple Patch

Obscure Yoda Puns & Jokes

Don’t worry, not all of the Yoda puns out there are completely cheesy. Here are some more obscure puns that you may not have heard before:

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What did Yoda say when someone criticised his grammar?
Metaphors be with you!
Source: Punpedia

Why does Yoda always carry a camera?
He loves taking Yodagraphs.
Source: Punpedia

Not a Dagobah where Yoda doesn’t regret Anakin Skywalker’s fall to the dark side.
Source: Punpedia

Baby Yoda Puns & Jokes

Our beloved Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian also gets a special mention, even though he never speaks in season 1. After all, anyone can be turned into a pun! Here are some cute-worthy Baby Yoda puns you can use to make anyone go, “Aww!”

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Baby, Yoda best!
Source: Punpedia

What is the only haircare product brand that Baby Yoda uses?
MandaL’OrĂ©al (because worth it, he is!).
Source: Reddit

BONUS: Yoda Pun Personalised Mugs

If you’re interested in buying adorable mugs personalised with someone’s profession and a Yoda pun, check out this Etsy store!

Sorry, the mugs don’t feature Baby Yoda (via Giphy)

Did We Miss Any Witty Yoda Puns?

Or have one that you want to contribute? Let us know in the comments below!

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Debbi Shibuya

Debbi is a California native who is training to be a Jedi Master and ultimate saber spinner in Sydney. She enjoys finding every possible way to incorporate Star Wars and witty puns into her everyday life. When she isn't battling Sith Lords, she can be found blogging about travel at My Debstinations, stuffing her face with food, and petting every Corgi in the galaxy.

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