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Who knew that things in the Star Wars galaxy could be so punny? Mainly due to its intricate planet names (i.e. Alderaan, Endor), this saga has helped spur quite a few related puns and jokes that leave geeks LOL-ing.
Below, we’ve assembled a list of our favourite Star Wars puns, including some classic ones to ones that you may have not heard yet. Whatever the case, we hope you can make good use of them, whether by impressing others or putting them to use in your social media captions (or, if you’re not a punny person, keep them in a galaxy far, far away)! Don’t forget to check out our ultimate compilation of iconic Star Wars lines as well.
Classic Star Wars Puns & Wordplay
Holy Snokes! Are you Sidious? These are some of the classic Star Wars puns that are destined to win over any geek:
Gungans use Jar-Jars for their cookies!
Source: Thought Catalog
What do Ewoks use to communicate over long distances?
Ewok–ie Talkies.
Source: Thought Catalog
A Jedi’s favourite food are Sith Kabobs.
Source: Thought Catalog
Be a Rey of sunshine in someone’s world.
Source: Punpedia
Luke on the bright side of life!
Source: Punpedia
How does Darth Vader get to various floors of buildings?
Via ele-vaders.
Source: Thought Catalog
Don’t look for love in Alderaan places!
Source: Thought Catalog
You’re one in a Maul-lion!
Source: Punpedia
It’s written in the Death Stars.
Source: Punpedia
You’re BB-Gr8!
Source: Teepublic
Holy Snokes!
Source: Book Riot
Are you Sidious?
Source: Punpedia
How do you compliment a Jedi?
Tell them they’re Rey-diant.
Source: Punpedia
Yavin a good summer? Me too, but it’s almost too Hoth to Endor.
Source: Jayden McGrael’s Instagram photo
Cheesy (but Good) Star Wars Puns & Wordplay
The following examples of Star Wars puns and wordplay are pretty darn cheesy… but still hilarious. Be sure to text these to someone the next time you’re sitting on your couch bored:
Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Source: Thought Catalog
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
Source: Thought Catalog
How does Wicket travel through Endor?
Ewoks.
Source: Thought Catalog
Why was Princess Leia so resistant to Han Solo at first?
She didn’t want him to Leia hand on her.
Source: Punpedia
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
Source: Thought Catalog
How did Luke Skywalker alter the famous line in Casablanca?
Here’s Luke-ing at you, kid!
Source: Punpedia
What’s a baseball player’s least favourite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
Source: Thought Catalog
Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey for so long?
He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, he’d Ben Solo for so long.
Source: Thought Catalog
What was Maz Kanata’s side job?
Being a Maz-seuse.
Source: Punpedia
What is Darth Vader’s nickname when he waits tables?
Darth Waiter.
Source: Thought Catalog
What is Luke Skywalker’s favourite instrument?
The Luke-ulele.
Source: Punpedia
What did Leia name her cat?
Purr-incess Leia.
Source: Punstoppable
Why was Princess Leia such a nomad?
She couldn’t decide where to Leia down roots.
Source: Punpedia
What is Darth Vader’s favourite song?
Dancing in the Darth.
Source: Punpedia
What is Darth Vader’s nickname when he procrastinates?
Darth Later.
Source: Thought Catalog
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s nickname when he’s in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
Source: Thought Catalog
Why do Jedis also make great doctors?
Because Jedis have a lot of patience.
Source: Thought Catalog
Where did Luke find his bionic hand?
The secondhand store.
Source: Thought Catalog
Which mall do Sith shop at most often?
Darth Maul.
Source: Thought Catalog
What was Darth Vader’s catering business called?
Darth Caterer.
Source: Thought Catalog
What was Darth Vader’s favourite Christmas song?
Darth! The Herald Angels Sing
Source: Thought Catalog
What was Darth Vader’s name in the Olympics?
Darth Skater.
Source: Punpedia
What is Rose’s favourite Disney attraction?
The Enchanted Tico Room.
Source: Punpedia
What is it called when you can see dead people?
The Sith Sense.
Source: Book Riot
What is Chewie’s favourite meal?
A Porg-åsbord.
Source: Book Riot
What weapon does Ahsoka Tano use in the summer?
A super-Ahsoka gun.
Source: Book Riot
Why did the Millennium Falcon arrive at the Rebel base late?
It had to take an R2-Detour.
Source: Book Riot
What do you call a Sith who is afraid to fight?
A Sith-y.
Source: Thought Catalog
How does Han Solo like to start his day?
With a hot cup of Jabba.
Source: Book Riot
What do you call a bird with a thousand lives?
A Millennium Falcon!
Source: Thought Catalog
Why was Kylo Ren always chasing Rey?
He was born to Ren.
Source: Punpedia
How does Darth Maul prefer to leave messages?
By voice Maul.
Source: Punpedia
What is Darth Vader’s favourite film?
Vaders of the Lost Ark.
Source: Punpedia
What is the most popular Star Wars film in Italy?
The Phantom Venice.
Source: Thought Catalog
Food-Related Star Wars Puns
Nom, nom, nom! The next time you’re hungry, use some of these hilarious Star Wars puns and see what reaction they receive:
What is Chewbacca’s favourite saying?
That’s the way the Wookiee crumbles!
Source: Punpedia
Why wasn’t Chewbacca a great cook?
His food was too Chewie.
Source: Punpedia
What did Kylo Ren bring to the party?
First Or-d’oeuvres.
Source: Book Riot
What is Chewbacca’s favourite ice cream flavour?
Wookiees n’ Cream.
Source: Thought Catalog
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tell Luke when he had trouble eating Chinese food?
Use the forks, Luke.
Source: Thought Catalog
What is Chewbacca’s favourite type of cookie?
Chocolate Chip Wookiees!
Source: Thought Catalog
Did We Miss Any of Your Fave Star Wars Puns?
Let us know in the comments below!
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